im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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