let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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