I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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