Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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