Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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