Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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