Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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