"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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