You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
