Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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