we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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