Non-Jews are for practice
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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