Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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