girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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