first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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