I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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