Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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