Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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