Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
and she was petting her beer can
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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