I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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