u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
This is the high leading the old right now
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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