Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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