covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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