she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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