My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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