Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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