Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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