So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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