I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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