He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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