Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
two words: eviction party
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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