The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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