i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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