If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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