He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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