oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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