Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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