Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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