quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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