I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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