the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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