Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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