pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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