Are we in a gay sports bar?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
