but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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