That's intense
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Alive.
So much puke
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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