No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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