dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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