So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Randomize
