ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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