Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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