the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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