put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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