D3 body, D1 cock
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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