she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
he high fived his dick after we had sex
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
