just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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