Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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