hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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