Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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